Sunday, June 29, 2008
This post is about my evil alien cousin, Lauren. She is an alien in disguise, and I have put this post up to prove it. As you can see, she has learned to use her evil hovering powers to attack us. Here is a picture of her, preparing to take over us with her evil assistant, Sophie.
This is a picture of Lauren's evil assistant. As you can see, she is very evil and cunning.
You'd never think that you'd see a picture of me being captured by aliens. Well, here it is. I am screaming, and my knees are in an odd jumping position. I have no idea how that happened. I was lucky to have escaped the aliens and be here alive. I used my super running powers to run away.
Maelynn, on the other hand, was not so lucky. She was also captured by the aliens, and didn't escape. Goes to show you what super running powers can do. May she RIP.
Now, be on the lookout for aliens. For they might be all around you in everyday life. Like my cousin, Lauren the alien.
Posted by Lindsey at 7:48 PM
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